violentfille

SANDOR CLEGANE IN “BLACKWATER”

When someone you know joins your fandom

• You (on the outside): hey, you like the same thing I do, that's pretty rad!
• You (on the inside): OH GOD. PRAISE THE UNIVERSE. Another fan... what do I do? Do I stand here? Do I sit there? I wonder if they ship my ships. OH GOD WHAT IF THEY DON'T? Calm down, ok, it's fine. Let's just casually talk about the brilliant writing and the amazing actors and OH MY GOD MY FEELS. OH GOD. Deep breaths. Stop grinning, you dolt, you look like an idiot. Act calm, act normal. Don't scare them away. We need to keep them. ENGAGE NORMALCY PARADIGM. This is not a drill.. I REPEAT: NOT A DRILL!